He knows he wants an Evercade, but he wants to know a little more about it before committing to the purchase
Bro, just buy the Evercade. You'll love it. There's a handheld and a console version. One on the go and one for the big living room TV.
Fortunately, he has a really helpful girlfriend. She can explain it...
"OK.YEAH, BUT NO. IT'S LIKE THAT BUT DIFFERENT. THE EVERCADE PLAYS RETRO GAMES, BUT IT CAN PLAY ANYTHING. OTHER GAMES. YOU KNOW. STUFF. BUT THE GAME CARTS HAVE MULTIPLE GAMES. NOT JUST ONE. SOME HAVE MORE THAN OTHERS. ONE HAS ONLY TWO. A LOT OF THEM HAVE SEVEN OR EIGHT. BUT MAYBE LESS. OR MORE. IT ALL DEPENDS. SO YEAH. NOT JUST ONE GAME. IT'S A HANDHELD, BUT THERE'S A CONSOLE TOO. THE CONSOLE HAS TWO GAME SLOTS. THE HANDHELD DOESN'T. IT HAS ONE. SO YOU CAN PUT TWO GAMES IN THE CONSOLE. YOU CAN ONLY PLAY ONE. BUT THERE ARE TWO. IT'S FUN."
