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October 21, 2015 Retro Gaming Blog Post:

By 2020, President Lohan may have to protect us from space invaders as well as terrorists

Typical of child actors, Lindsay Lohan has had her share of ups & downs as she's outgrown the cute roles that made her famous. Like many celebrities, Lohan has an active social media footprint including Instagram via which she recently announced an interest in running for President in 2020. As things stand today, such a run for office might have to derail reelection efforts by The Donald.

In a climate that tolerates Donald Trump as a viable presidential candidate, why can't Lindsay Lohan run for office in 2020? Legally speaking, all sorts of dreadful people are eligible to run for POTUS, but thankfully we have a series of checks and balances to prevent Hollywood stars from launching nukes from the Oval Office in a fit of fury over a nasty Twitter-feud.

President Lohan 2020Lindsay Lohan announced her Presidential aspirations on her Instagram account. Only one year ago, Lohan was suing Rockstar Games for using her likeness in their Grand Theft Auto V game and advertising. Amidst legal issues of her own, this move only made her look foolish. In this world, anything is possible. I guess we'll just have to wait and see. Maybe by 2020 Disney will have cast her in a Star Wars spin-off to keep her mind off becoming a world leader.

What Foreign Policy Will Lohan Adopt Regarding Space Invaders?

Threats in our ever changing world range from terrorism to destructive mega storms, but Edward Snowden may have some more gems for us in terms of discovering alien societies light years away. Will Lindsay's be able to defend us from all these threats or will she simply opt for Black Milk fashions and Taito arcade cabinets in every home. I'll vote for anyone promoting bikinis and video games. As mentioned, this is a strange world we live in.

Space Invaders fashion Lohan 2020!!

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