April Switched while everyone skipped iPhone 9 and the Trumps are still shoveling turds
The Switch is selling like crazy while we wonder why iPhoneX skipped 9 and the Trumps are shoveling a lot of what looks like Denny's sausage mascot.
April O'neil is a popular character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but it's also the stage name of an adult film star. April chose the name from a passion for TMNT. She's also a Nintendo fan and has a Switch.
Apple revealed their iPhone 8 line and the upper echelon model, the iPhoneX. Apple seems to have skipped the iPhone 9 and the internet took notice.
It doesn't surprise me in the least that Trump would have golden shovel to dole out his bullshit. Those who know him in the business world have described him as a con man. Way to to America - you elected a self-centered game show host to run the nation.
The internet thinks Denny's Sausage mascot is a turd.
